Tough beans, buddy!

story of my life. but if i’m hungry - i’m the worst.

Tagged as: GPOY. gif. phoebe. friends. anger. hunger.

Never ending pasta bowl makes me want to murder my own face.

Tagged as: ugh. phoebe. friends. gif.

This is hilarious. Judge me.

GPOY every year until the 3rd day of classes and then I’m all…

Sarah: WAIT U DON'T LIKE ANNE HATHAWAY. WE'RE NOT FRIENDS
Me: she irritates me. generally. her mouth bothers me.
Sarah: nope. no going back.
Me: i think she is overhyped as an actress and doesn't have a whole lot of range
Sarah: 10 years of friendship down the drain
Me: WOW
Sarah: LIES
Me: over anne hathaway?! like really?!
Sarah: yes she's the new meryl
Me: she's mediocre at best! she is SO NOT the new meryl. how dare you. take that back.
Sarah: nope never
Me: wow. WOW. we're not talking for one whole minute.
...
Me: okay.
Sarah: fine. I guess we can work through this.
Me: it might take some time but we shall overcome.

Ross: Can I borrow your blue tie? Emma spit on mine.
Chandler: Okay, but you'll have to give it back when I get a job. Of course, by then, ties will be obsolete and we'll all be wearing silver jumpsuits.